If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten:
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps!
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
Monty Python (vídeo aqui)
Entre as doze horas que passo deitada na cama a dormir e as oito horas que passo deitada no sofá a estudar, garanto-vos que nunca fiz tão pouca retenção de líquidos.